SO…. I’m glad that my hotness knew no bounds tonight. 

My husband started working at News Place about 6 years ago.  His female coworker, we will call her Andy, attempted, for months, to lure him into bed.  Normally, I wouldn’t use such language, but for weeks, a bunch of the news people would go out to bars/go dancing while I was home studying during my first year of gradschool.  There were lots of tests. 

And apparently, she kept attempting to get him to fuck her.  He kept blowing her off, not wanting to upset the apple cart, and he had no plans on doing anything with her, so he didn’t mention it to me.  Also, I suspect that her constant requests for him to fuck her may have massaged his ego.  Which I hold against him.  I also know that he could have shut her down and finished the whole thing.  

HOWEVER, every mildly attractive male who has come to work at the station has been a target for her - EVERY ONE.  Only my husband and one other person (other than their boss) has said no. And this is out of tens of people. 

All the while that she was attempting to fuck my husband, she was coming into my home, where I was serving her food and making her welcome. Seriously.  Who does that? By night, trying to fuck the woman’s husband who made you dinner? Gross.  

Today my husband had mentioned that I was going to wear a pretty new red dress (thank you boringantelopesisters!).  And I did! And my tits were IN CHARGE.  When Andy saw me, she told me that my dress was very pretty.  I told her thank you. She kept looking at my chest and it took her well over an hour to even acknowledge my presence. 

Later, she was talking to my husband while I was walking a few steps ahead.  Andy was mentioning how she had the EXACT SAME DRESS except (whispered) without the super-low neckline.  And that it was a little different than her dress.  Husband didn’t say anything. 

Later, Andy was mentioning that she very seriously wanted a boob job.  Husband told her that she could have some of mine.  

I don’t understand Andy’s behavior.  Why criticize someone’s spouse when you knew said spouse was withing hearing distance?  And I was getting A LOT OF ATTENTION, which I’m certain she didn’t like. 

While I was feeling guilty that my tits were getting attention, I still enjoyed it.  I hope I am still a good feminist. 

I don’t know how I feel about this evening.  In total.